Funny Guy
Clay gave his fans a nice surprise during his Christmas tour---lots of banter. We already knew that he was funny, but I don't think we knew quite how funny and quick-witted he is (nor quite so bawdy). It was like a whole new talent was revealed during the tour. Clay played off his audience extremely well. Here is a sampling of the funny from our singing comedian.
- You messed up her hairdo (after an audience member grabbed someone in front of her by the head)
- You can all say you slept with Clay Aiken (after he suggested the audience go to sleep because he was tired)
- Unfortunately, I'm not, I'm not (comeback to a guess of "scoring on the tour" for the word of the day Scordatura)
- Elmer, I would be careful about wearing so much white, if I were you
- Git er done
- playing with wood (word of the day reference)
- your stealin' mah show!! (to someone on the other end of a cellcert)
- And how old is Frankie (Clay looking for a hookup after learning Frankie is from Raleigh.)
- Frankie, I'm going to have to let you go (talking to cellcerter on the phone )
- I'll sing this for you, and so Sharon can get a closer look at mah um..... (making fun of the binoculars from the front row)
- Eyes up here
- Look at his crotch!
- We've going to need you keep the eye level up here.
- and this first line"-----Chestnuts roasting on an open fire"
- Are you looking up my nose? (reference to binoculars up close)
- She can see the birds in Delaware with these things. (checking out the binoculars)
- There is so much talent in my family
- It took me 20 minutes to squeeze into this sweater.
- She's gonna be on the message boards, "He was suckin' in all night!"
- My button is screaming at me. (reference to his suit jacket is too tight as he unbuttons it)
- I'm an enigma whose put on weight.
- That's rude! (reference to Ripagate)
- I'd do it again (reference to Ripagate)
- Wassup with you??
- Whatevah!
- You're hot though.
- It certainly wasn't for being the quietest! (guessing a contest a loud audience member won)
- Oh my God, I'm funny!
- Do you think it was rude ? Well, it was intended to be rude.(reference to Ripagate)
- It needed to be done. (reference to Ripagate)
- Cover your ears, Linda.......
- It's a little less sweet now and a little more suspect. (reference to a story from an audience member)
- You cussed on MAH show!
- They're a special breed. They're a different folk, as you can tell. (talking about his fans who have been to numerous shows)
- If you were in my classroom, you'd be out in the hall!
- They may even teach your children!!!!! (talking about his fans who have been to numerous shows)
- Ah'm the King of Controversy!
- Apparently I have a "love child" (reference to new tabloid rumor)
- Apparently, there's a little red headed baby boy out there in the world.
- Apparently, this girl did to. ( response to I love you Clay)
- You don't have to buy the smut. We just give it to you right here.
- You learn something new everyday.
- In the last 3 weeks, I've had mah lips done, fathered an illegitimate child, and caused a national controversy with one move of mah hand.
- I figure as long as I get the words, Jesus, Christmas, and snowbells in there somewhere you'll get it. (making fun of his forgetting the lyrics to his songs)
- Please welcome the executive producer of one of the worst albums of 2006 (introducing Jaymes Foster and making fun of being on the EW list)
- you're pissed off about that, aren't you?
- You go ahead and play whatever you want sir. If I know the words, I'll sing along.
- Gentleman, the fact that you're here is good and it'll help when you get home .
- Sometimes things come out of my mouth that don't even go through my brain!
- Whoooooooooo! (In response to the woman winning a contest for tickets and filling out a form.)
- "Ma'am Im actually making fun of you and you continue to do that"
- Can you what? Can you see my socks?
- That woman just thumped him in the head! You can't do that! That's like putting your hand over someone'smouth!
- Cindy just put her hand over your man's mouth!
- Oh, I knew it wasn't a word! I knew he made it up! I was just playing along!
- Someone is going to jump you in a moment.
- I need to have a "Come to Jesus" meeting with her. (in response to a shouting fan)
- I would not pay $100 to see myself. ( after finding out what someone paid for their ticket)
- You don't have to be so mean about it. (after someone tells him to cut his hair)
- I got your book now, whatcha gonna do. (quizzing an audience member after taking a dictionary from them during the word of the day segment)
- What was I saying. I'm so flustered.
- You've been to the Clay Aiken debauc...show before.
- I'm easily entertained.
- I used to have an accent but I've gotten rid of it.
- Are you selling peanuts or something?
- Do you want us to wait while you finish the call? Go ahead and finish up, we'll wait. (talking to someone holding a cellphone)
- You're stealing my show.
Montage of One-Liners by Sorkid78
A collection of one liners of Clay Aiken's Joyful Not a Tour series. |
Banter from Waukegan, IL
~~Video by spotlightlover~~
Banter from Merrillville, IN
~~Video by Scarlett~~
Banter from Hartford, CT
~~video from jojoct~~
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Labels: Concert
3 Comments:
Thank you so much! EE!
Krys
EE,
LOL, you have provided a very special comedy hour. Thnx for assembling all this in your blog. It's a great place to come to relive so many of the humorous highlights from Clay's JNaT!
Have a superb week!
Caro
I would like to thank you so much for these amazing videos, especially all the work you put into the first one. I'm from Canada and i live alone in a seniors building and will never get to see Clay in person, he is SO amazing and talented. You've made my whole week at least, thanks again.
Bev
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